" Well, he was going to, but he got sidetracked. You should have been there. He actually threatened to shoot Gladys if I didn't tell him where the money was. But I think he was counting on a level of commitment and affection between her and me that just simply wasn't there."
"Sssssyyymbolism. I think the word you're searching for is symbolism. What is the symbolism?"
"Sir, since I am innocent of this crime I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found."
"Am I not merciful?"
"Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!"
"New England Clam Chowder." "Is that the red or the white?"
"Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative."
"An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los F*cking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot 20 black 10 year olds in a f*cking drive by. I want a normal gun for a normal person."